Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize