im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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