i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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