Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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