3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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