I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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