don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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