the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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