i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
do herpes really smell.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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