i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
