Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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