so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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