Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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