You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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