I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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