office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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