so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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