Christians are straight up FREAKS
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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