No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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