But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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