i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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