Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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