I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
time to smoke my breakfast
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Send help, water and tortillas.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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