This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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