This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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