I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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