no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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