if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
a search helicopter?!
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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