I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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