Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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