I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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