I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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