im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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