Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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