she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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