just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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