I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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