rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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