im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
So. Much. Porn.
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