you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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