are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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