so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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