how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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