His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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