Moan for me like Helen Keller
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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