"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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