Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
it's like heaven, but drunker
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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