stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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