We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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