But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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