kristin has been a bad kristin
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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