its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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