JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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