Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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