Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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