that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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