Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Small penises have feelings too.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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