used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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